I can’t believe Guy Fieri’s last name is actually “Fieri.” It has to be made up. But that’s besides the point. His new show, cohosted by Marc Summers (who by the way, looks like absolute shit on this show) has absolutely no point whatsoever. The show pits three amateur cooks against each other for a cash prize (how this is different from the other Food Network Challenges, I have no idea). Each episode has a theme like “spice cookie” or some other obscure equivalent, and the contestants look like they were plucked randomly from the DMV and dropped into the set. On the cookie episode, a nerdy college guy in glasses competed against a Persian housewife and a mousy looking closet hippie, and I was like, who are these people?
P.S. Guy, the shorts with the suit jacket? Big mistake.
